Eurovision Betting Odds: Tamara, Vrãak & Adrijan, FYR Macedonia

Time for some more Eurovision betting odds - the only way to make money from Eurovision that doesn’t involve selling your internal organs to hungry Serbs.

But first, an open plea - if anyone reading this is involved in the London Eurovision preview party scheduled for the end of the month, send us some tickets. We really want to go. OK, ‘really’ is a strong word. We’d quite like to go. Actually that’s still a bit of an exaggeration. We wouldn’t like to go at all. But we like tickets. Get on it, Eurovision people.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for FYR Macedonia, with help from Paddy Power…

FYR Macedonia (pop. 2,022,547; an independent state on the Balkan peninsula): Tamara, Vr‹ack & Adrijan, Vo Ime Na Ljubovta

After the brief intellectual respite provided by yesterday’s French Eurovision entry, we’re plunged back into all kinds of awful thudding shit courtesy of FYR Macedonia. Vo Ime Na Ljubovta slung together for commits just about every heinous Eurovision crime in the book - there’s a wailing woman, an over-choreographed boyband who all look like were recruited while stealing lead from church roofs, one of those tinpot dance beats that Eurovision entries seem to like so much these days, a ripped-off Bollywood feel and lyrics about angel wings and the moon and dreams and crap. Tamara, Vracak & Adrijan aren’t actually a band, but a kind of supergroupEurovision. We’re not sure if there’s a Guinness Book Of Records entry for Most Confusingly Hamfisted Supergroup That Make People Pray For Deafness, but if there is, we’ve got just the kids to fill it. Current Eurovision betting odds - 100/1

Tomorrow - Georgia! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.