The 2006 Eurovision Song Contest is just days away now, and things are shaping up nicely. The dresses are appropriately tacky, the hosts are traditionally wooden and Terry Wogan is growling insults into a mirror as we speak.

So far, the details on each Eurovision routine haven’t been disclosed. We know that the UK is doing that stupid schoolgirl dance, and we’d expect that – as usual – the girl who takes the most clothes off will win the contest. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.

Here are the latest Eurovision betting odds for Poland and Portugal, with help from PaddyPower.com…