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You’re probably wondering what the stage in the Eurovision Song Contest will look like. You might not think you are, but you are. And now we know. It’s blue. And it’s got devil horns. Join us again tomorrow for more equally fascinating Eurovision information!

But now, here are the Eurovision betting odds for Germany, with help from Paddy Power…

Germany (pop. 84,468,000; one of the world’s leading industrialised countries, situated in the heart of Europe): No Angels, Disappear

Great! The German Eurovision entry! Germany is always fond of a comically bad song, so let’s see what it’s giving us this year. Wait… what’s this? Disappear by No Angels doesn’t seem to be a joke song at all. It’s performed by the hugely successful German girlgroup No Angels – the German Pussycat Dolls if you will – and seems to be a fairly competent pop song rather than a shambolic novelty country and western ditty that makes us want to strangle ourselves. How odd. Even the lyrics are normal – too normal to republish here, in fact. How dare you deprive us of the single national export of yours that we actually like, Germany – the piss-poor Eurovision entry. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the nagging suspicion that Disappear is just a slightly-disguised David Hasselhoff song then we’d be completely disgusted. Disgusted we tell you! Current Eurovision betting odds – 66/1

Tomorrow: Greece! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.