Eurovision Betting Odds: Morena, Malta

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We have some tragic news for you today. Thanks to Eurovision regulations, the Bosnian Eurovision entry Laka - who you should vote for, by the way - isn’t allowed to bring his chicken onstage with him during his performance. It’s sad, but not that sad - he’s bringing a picture of the chicken onstage instead. Hooray for flimsy loopholes!

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Malta, with help from Paddy Power…

Malta (pop. 399,867; a small and densely populated island nation in Southern Europe) Morena, Vodka

Ah, the irresponible booze song. Vodka is actually the first irresponsible Eurovision booze song since Denmark’s I’m Shitfaced On Pikey Cider in 1978, so congratulations to Malta for that. It’s just a shame that your song is so useless. Vodka sounds exactly like Namco World in the middle of half term in an echo chamber, and - as cute as Morena is - the fact that she sings it like Anastasia possessed by an evil spirit doesn’t exactly help much either. But what’s the song actually about? Let’s try and find out by taking a look at the lyrics: “VODKA that’s the secret word/ VODKA and they want it so bad/ VODKA I’ve deciphered the code/Got a rush in the head VODKA” Just a hunch, but we think it might be about vodka. Could be wrong. Current Eurovision betting odds - 50/1

Tomorrow: Moldova! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.