Eurovision Betting Odds: Kalomoira, Greece

It’s the end of another week - let’s celebrate that with some Eurovision betting odds! Yes, we know we celebrate everything with Eurovision betting odds, but be quiet.

Usually at this point we’d fill you in on the latest Eurovision news to have happened, but not today. That’s because nothing very Eurovisiony has happened today. Nothing at all. We know. We’re upset too. Somehow, though, we think we’ll all be OK.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Greece, with help from Paddy Power…

Greece (pop. 10,665,898; a country on the southeast tip of Europe, on the southern tip of the Balkan peninsula): Kalomoira, Secret Combination

We’re pushing the big one month mark of these Eurovision betting odds - are you sick of bland, badly thrown-together sub-Morroccany R&B performed by halfwits with less personality than a roll of clingfilm yet? Let’s hoe not, because Secret Combination by Kalomoira is exactly that. Although we could happily leer over a photograph of Kalomoira for an entire week, only stopping to mop the dribble off our chins, that doesn’t stop her song from being an unmitigated pile of arse. It sounds like a Backstreet Boys song, for heaven’s sake. A Backstreet Boys song! That shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise, though - Kalomoira lived in America until she was 19 and supported the likes of Jessica Simpson on tour. Without a doubt, Secret Combination is one of the most culturally bankrupt entries of this year’s Eurovision, but don’t bet against it to win - there’s a dance interlude where Kalomoira waggles her bottom around in the middle. People have won for less. Current Eurovision betting odds - 16/1

Next week: Hungary! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.