Eurovision Betting Odds: Jelena Tomaseviç, Serbia

Ready for another of Eurovision betting odds? You’d better be, or else there’ll be murders.

We spoil you, we really do - as well as filling you in on every single Eurovision entry of the year, we’re also watching every single Eurovision rehearsal to keep you filled in on that as well. What can we tell you so far? That the Greek lady sits on a plank of wood for a bit and that one of the Armenian dancers does a backflip at one point. See? This is exactly why hecklerspray wins so many awards.

So here are the Eurovision betting odds for Serbia, with help from Paddy Power…

Serbia (pop. 10,147,398; a landlocked country in central and southeasten Europe) Jelena Tomaseviç, Oro

Serbia, of course, won Eurovision last year because of Marija, a woman who closely resembled a lesbian librarian. But success has changed Serbia - this year it’s all about the glamour. Jelena Tomaseviç is the exact scientific opposite of Marija - she looks like a porcelain doll in a pretty frock. She’s also the opposite of Marija because her song’s terrible as well. It’s sounds like the theme-tune to Titanic performed by a Boobah and is quite the most bombastic, self-important thing we’ve come across in the competition so far. Which is a shame, because the key point of the song appears to be “Nuna ney, nuna nuna nuna nuna nuna ney/ Nuna ney, nuna nuna nuna nuna nuna ney.” That’s so profound we’ve just shit ourselves. Current Eurovision betting odds - 7/1

Tomorrow: Slovenia! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.