Eurovision Betting Odds: Deep Zone and Balthazar, Bulgaria

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As if you didn't already know, this year's Eurovision Song Contest is being held in Belgrade. You might wonder why Eurovision is letting the contest take place in a city that still needs humanitarian aid shipments sent from abroad while foreign embassies get destroyed in violent riots, but the answer is simple - nothing bonds fractious groups like ironic appreciation of awful music. Which is why there'll never be peace in Palestine until Dustin The Turkey goes on a goodwill tour.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Bulgaria, with help from Paddy Power…

Bulgaria - (pop. 7,537,929; a republic in the southeast of Europe): Deep Zone and Balthazar, DJ, Take Me Away

After last year's Eurovision betting odds - when we got hammered by Bulgarians for not liking their entry - we vowed to go easier on the country. At least that was until we heard the Bulgarian entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest. DJ, Take Me Away by Deep Zone and Balthazar barely fits into the usual definition of awful - it's a brand-new, should be used on an advert for Cheesestrings, type of awful. DJ, Take Me Away starts off with a middle-aged DJ scratching along to some sub-Chemical Brothers big beat nonsense, at which point there's an interlude that sounds like Morcheeba performing Police cover versions. There's also sampled machinegun fire and more ropey beatboxing than you'd get in a minibus full of Daniel Bedingfields. The lyrics aren't much cop either - as you'd expect, they mostly concern a girl asking a DJ to take her away when the lights go down. Chances are she means 'take me away' as in 'remove my inhibitions and grant me access to pure freedom through expression in the world of dance', but this song's so bad we're hoping the DJ mishears that as 'bundle me into a binbag, take me away to a flooded quarry and chuck me in'. Current Eurovision betting odds - 16/1  

Tomorrow: Croatia! But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.