Eurovision Betting Odds: Csézy, Hungary

Welcome to a brand new week of Eurovision betting odds. Look! We’re at the H countries - only another 18 letters to go and we’re done! Exciting!

And, as the Eurovision Song Contest creeps closer and closer, more and more Eurovision secrets are starting to tumble out. This year, for example, Montenegro is breaking with voting tradition. Instead of being judged by a panel or the public, the country’s Eurovision voting will be done by a giant floating head that can only communicate with dolphins. True story.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Hungary, with help from Paddy Power…

Hungary (pop. 10,076,581; a landlocked country in central Europe): CsÂŽezy, Candlelight

Ah, Celine Dion, eh? God knows the world needs a few more people like her knocking about to over-emote to sloppily generic power ballads again and again, right? Right? Of course it does. Which presumably is where CseÂŽzy comes in. You see, CseÂŽzy wants to be loved by candlelight and the only way for her to express this desire is by hollering like a really oversincere teenager at a Whitney Houston karaoke party. Nobody seems to know why CseÂŽzy wants to be loved by candlelight - maybe she’s trying to cut down her carbon footprint, or maybe she doesn’t want her boyfriend to see the coldsore that’s flaring up in the corner of her mouth - but nevertheless we just wish that someone would bloody well hurry up and do it so we don’t have to hear about it any more. Current Eurovision betting odds - 50/1

Tomorrow: Iceland! But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.