How ready are you for some more Eurovision betting odds? Quite ready? Oh, that’s enough.

Although we’re often quite disparaging about the Eurovision Song Contest, it’s impossible to deny the impact that it has on its winners. Like the woman who won it last year. You know who we’re talking about. That woman. The woman with the song. You remember. She’s massive now.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Israel, with help from Paddy Power…

Israel (pop. 6,876,883; a country in the Middle East on the eastern edge of the Mediterranean sea) Boaz, The Fire In Your Eyes

Before we begin, watch the video above with your eyes closed. Is the singer male or female? Wrong – Boaz is a bloke. He just has the girliest voice in all of history. With thudding inevitability, Boaz is the winner of Israel’s Pop Idol – a television show that appears to reward the singers who can produce the most phlegm. To the untrained ear, you see, The Fire In Your Eyes sounds like a man with terminal Bronchitis trying to hawk up a massive flob. That’s clearly not the case, though – the song is a tender lament about a miserable bloke with super-acute nasal abilities: “Sometimes the wind brings a good, familiar smell,” it goes. Now, perhaps that’s an old Israeli proverb that we haven’t heard, but regardless we’d like to invite Boaz to our house – he needs to learn that quite often the only smell the wind brings is a sort of rotting fish smell from the local petrochemical factory. Current Eurovision betting odds – 50/1

Tomorrow: Latvia! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.