11 days. That’s it. 11 days and it’s the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest. But don’t be sad, because we’ve still got an infuriatingly large amount of countries to get through before then.

And with such a short amount of time left until Eurovision, we’re sure you can imagine how busy it is over at Eurovision HQ! Why, just last week it was announced that Dita Von Teese might be performing with the Germans during their performance. Which is exciting, right? Right? Oh, why won’t anybody answer us?

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Lidia Kopania from Poland…

Poland · Lidia Kopania, I Don’t Wanna Leave

Hey kids, do you like Celine Dion? You do? Then we’d guess you’re probably Polish, because this is the second year running that Poland has entered a Celine Dion soundalike into the Eurovision Song Contest. Last year’s entry vanished without trace, but will Lidia Kopania do any better? Oh, who knows. Her Eurovision biography largely ignore her in favour of endless crowing that her managers used to know Phil Collins or something, and I Don’t Wanna Leave is so treacly and bland that you could listen to it 400 times and not remember how it goes. It’s a good job you’re pretty, Lidia. We’ve voted for much less.

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