Equus: Everybody Loves Harry Potter’s Naked Penis
Then buzz it up
February 28th, 2007 at 11:30 by Stuart Heritage
Equus - or Harry Potter And The Demented Imaginary Horse-God Who Makes Him Get Naked And Stab A Bunch Of Horses In The Eye With A Metal Spike In A Fairly Disturbing Way as literally nobody is calling it - opened to a sell-out crowd last night.
Despite being one of the most significant dramatic plays to be written in the post-war period - exploring subject-matter as substantial as link between eroticism and Christianity, the expression of sexuality through mutilation and a constant questioning of the worth of normalcy - Equus is the must-see play of the year because Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter, gets his penis out and stabs a couple of horses up in it. And just about everyone loves naked Daniel Radcliffe's penis for it.
Until late last year, when you thought of Daniel Radcliffe you thought exclusively of Harry Potter. Harry Potter had made Daniel Radcliffe the richest little boy in the country - so rich, in fact, that all sorts of people wanted to draw pictures of him. But just dressing up as a schoolboy and earning millions of quid for it wasn't enough for Daniel Radcliffe - he wanted to push himself as an actor. So Daniel Radcliffe did the only thing he could - he decided to play a dead soldier. And nobody paid any attention, so he got naked and stabbed a horse in the eye instead.
When Daniel Radcliffe announced last July that he was straying from Harry Potter to indulge in some naked horsey weirdness in Equus he must have had some inkling about what to expect - especially when all the press photos of Harry Potter with his penis out were released - but the reaction was phenomenal. Teenage Harry Potter fans screamed with delight, theatre critics praised Daniel Radcliffe's bravery in taking on a play as extreme as Equus and Warner Bros begrudgingly decided not to sack him from Harry Potter for it.
And last night Daniel Radcliffe in Equus opened at the Gielgud Theatre, and a packed crowd turned up to see what Harry Potter would look like running around naked with his penis flapping about, stabbing horses and screaming at a fat man who dreams that he tears the beating hearts out of hundreds of children at the behest of a mental horse-god thing. Turns out they quite liked it. Charles Spencer of The Telegraph said of Equus:
Daniel Radcliffe brilliantly succeeds in throwing off the mantle of Harry Potter, announcing himself as a thrilling stage actor of unexpected range and depth. Those of us who have watched the Potter films with our families have always liked Radcliffe, who has a rare natural charm about him, and he has improved greatly as an actor as the series has progressed. Despite minimal previous theatrical experience Radcliffe here displays a dramatic power and an electrifying stage presence that marks a tremendous leap forward.
The clamour to see what Harry Potter's cock Daniel Radcliffe's electrifying stage presence looks like has meant that Equus has taken around £1 million in advance tickets, but it's not all sunshine and monkeys for Equus; anti-smoking groups have lashed at Daniel Radcliffe for smoking a cigarette during the play. And fair's fair - a naked 17-year-old boy mutilating six horses with a spike is really no big deal, but smoking? The sick little fucker.
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February 28th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Now let’s all hold hands and pray that the ginger one doesn’t want to do the same thing
February 28th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
I think it’s horrible that “Harry Potter” is getting naked with a bunch of horses!! We all looked at the “Harry Potter” movies and thought aww … he’s getting cute growing up … now we get to say “aww .. he’s getting NAKED growing up?!?”
February 28th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
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Equus - or Harry Potter And The Demented Imaginary Horse-God Who Makes Him Get Naked And Stab A Bunch Of Horses In The Eye With A Metal Spike In A Fairly Disturbing Way as literally nobody is calling it - opened to a sell-out crowd last night.
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March 9th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
OMG!! Daniel, you have such a nice fucking ass, i would fuck you anytime! (kiss Kiss)
April 18th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
we want 2 see the willy
April 28th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Does he ’s erest when on stage?
May 13th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Good He Has A Nice Ass
May 20th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Wow I just want to see his cock
May 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Gosh, I love his body. This is great jack-off material.
June 8th, 2007 at 11:12 am
get yer baps out.
June 9th, 2007 at 6:56 am
yum….i wish i was aloud to do that on set!
July 2nd, 2007 at 5:56 am
Kinky.
Yeah.. I think if I saw that I’d need to get therapy.
Yet.. I wanna see it.. Cuz it sounds fucking disturbing.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
ROFLMAO “The sick little fucker” hahahaha looks like haryy pothead got stoned
July 13th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
No one mentioned if his cock is cut or uncut?
July 13th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
hahahahahaha
this really made me laugh. it seems the potter boy is growing up…any word if he has lightening shaped scars anywhere else on his body?
July 17th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
He’s English so I’d imagine he’ uncut and although I’d suffer major shrinkage on stage, yeah, it would be nice to see the frontal view of this fine young actor
July 19th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Id Hit it!
July 20th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
there is a pic of his penis if u look for it in images, it is uncut like don said
July 27th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I think it totally nasty and gross. did you know he smokes too?? he is a BAD teenager!!!!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
that thing is big! its nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23rd, 2007 at 6:09 am
Those articles are not always correct, I bet they found some photo’s and somehow made up that he “FUCKED HORSES”?!?!?!?!
WTH, i dont think that’s true…
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:50 am
Having been forced to “do” Equus in college, I can say that it was sick, twisted and generally not nice.
Why a nice boy would do it without being forced is beyond me.
…
I’m off to vomit… the memories…
August 27th, 2007 at 7:37 am
daniel can i see your penis lol please?
September 9th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
id tap that anyday.
i want him
bad.
September 26th, 2007 at 2:37 am
daniel has the best body. i like his ass& his penis!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much
October 5th, 2007 at 1:53 am
sexy,,, he has a nice ass
October 19th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
I SAW HIS COCK IT HUGE…I WISH HE WAS MY HUSBAND…HIS FUCKIN HOT…WISH I HAD GONE 2 THAT PLAY!=(
October 20th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
live his ass alon if you don’t like clos your eyes his good actor n’ i like his films i don’t care what is he doing
October 21st, 2007 at 12:59 am
what happended to when he was eleven and with is cute smile, you see this, and, its like his butt is looking at me
October 21st, 2007 at 10:26 am
Well put minokey.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
he looks about 8 inches
April 20th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
and my penis size is actualy 15.6 cm and its not cut
May 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
A E O MEU PENIS MEDI 18.4CENTIMETROS O DELE NAO SEI
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:01 am
i would love to see Draco Malfoy naked next!! I’ll bet he’s long, uncut and skinny!!
May 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
i love harry’s peniss i want to eattttttt
June 7th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
damn i want him sprawled on my bed ready to take
it or we could do it standing up
but i would suck him off good
July 11th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
ok people you can have fun thinking his ass is nice or his cock is awesome but the thing is his cock isn’t all that its cracked up to be. he isn’t cut, you dont see him have a boner and its probally not that bigsure i jacked of to it but i won’t do it again. its just not worth itbut i was happy to see it. : )
August 19th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
You all need to seek a therapist! Pray for him, he has a low-self esteem.