When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman’s body.
Yes, now she’s all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she’d like nothing more than to show you.
Observing Daniel Radcliffe‘s critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she’d quite like to get naked, too. But only if it’s artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She’s not really bothered.
The Harry Potter actors are quickly approaching a crossroads in their life – after the movie series ends in the next couple of years they can either accept that they were lucky to be part of the Harry Potter phenomenon to begin with, live off the millions they earnt from it and top up their holiday funds by appearing on The Weakest Link: Rubbish Old Bloody Hasbeens We Can Barely Even Remember Edition once every few years. Or they can become serious actors.
Daniel Radcliffe has taken the second option, embarking on a wildly successful transatlantic run as the little naked horse-stab boy in Equus. And it’s paid dividends – by doing so, Radcliffe has dismissed any notion that he’s the next Mark Hamill. At the absolute least he’s a new version of Mark Hamill who gets his cock out night after night at the behest of a terrifying half-man half-horse god figure. So take that, haters.
And now Emma Watson has decided that she wants a slice of the artistic credibility pie as well. Although she shot to fame as prim little bookworm Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies, Emma Watson has been experimenting with adulthood a little lately, by showing off her knickers and possibly getting off with pig-faced rockers who look like they smell of paint thinner.
The final step of this transformation is, of course, the utterly gratuitous movie nude scene.? So Emma Watson has decided that he wants to do that as well now, please. The New York Daily News reports:
The baby-faced teenager, who has garnered legions of fans for her role as innocent Hermione Granger, admitted this weekend she would go naked for her art. “Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It … depends,” said the actress, referring to the Italian director. But she quickly rationalized, “I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”
That’s right Emma, it is part of your job to get naked. After all, if young actresses didn’t blunder into onscreen nudity at an embarrassingly young age, then the internet would shrivel up and die within weeks. Emma Watson, we salute you.
But, as shocking as it sounds to her that Emma Watson from Harry Potter wants to get naked in a film, remember that it’s not as scandalous as it sounds – Emma is 18 years old now and she’s firmly stated that it won’t be happening immediately.
After all, Emma Watson has a wise head and she knows that it’ll take several years to decide if she wants to thwonk her boobies out in a tawdry straight-to-DVD erotic thriller, or if she wants to preserve her womanhood for something really special like Showgirls 2: Return Of The Minge.
So, sincere congratulations to Emma Watson for her nudity vow. We’re sure that however she decides to display her bazzers on celluloid, a small army of quite creepy middle-aged men will firmly support her all the way.
Oh, but Emma? If you being naked in a film inspires that Ron Weasley kid to do the same thing, we’re going to hunt you down and tear you apart like dogs. Dogs, you hear? OK, thanks.
Julian Mentat says
You dirty-minded old man, Stuart. “I
Joke Police says
‘For Bernardo Bertolucci’ – possibly the most hilariously pretentious three words ever spoken.
Bernardo must be weighing up his options now. Although it might look a bit suss if his next movie is Species 4 with Emma in the lead role.
(and yes, I did just have to do an IMDB search to find out what number Species we’re on. It’s not like I have the box set or anything. Oh no.)
Mick says
You think you are very smart, but you go and see Equus, see how brilliant the play is and how terrific Daniel Radcliffe’s performance is. Then, maybe then, you’ll understand how stupid is all you wrote.
Shooty* says
Indeed, Equus is a transcendant experience, escaping the mere bounds of theatre and becoming both art and not-art through the powerful imagery which, paradoxically, is remarkably subtle, leading, gently, to the conclusion that we are all one, there is no such thing as death and that you shouldn’t really fvck horses. Unless you’re a horse.
“Bazzers”? WTF? I have a friend called Barry whose nickname is Bazzer. He’s not going to be chuffed that this now means “tit”.
Shooty* says
Further:
“Then, maybe then, you
Julian Mentat says
If I’m reading this correctly, Emma would get her kit off:
[a] to make a movie
or
[b] for Bernardo Bertolucci
Steve Din says
Get the butter.
Beth says
I’m a fan of naked girls, and a fan of Emma Watson, but I don’t think I’m a fan of naked Emma Watson. That sounds startling and uncomfortable.
Julian Mentat says
I am curious to see what horrific physical defect led Hermione to date Ron Weasley.
The Dread Pirate Sausage! says
You can laugh if you want to…but Daniel Radcliffe’s putting out EYES with that thing!
Believe!
Bubba Bear says
I am a fan of Emma and would like to say that she is very beautiful. Not to mention there is nothing more beautiful than a young womans body. So as long as she does it tastful, I’ll love it!!!
Laura says
Don’t you have anything better to do with your time than to criticize good actresses? Go do something with your life if you are so envious of Emma Watson, don’t waste your life writing bad stuff about kind and amazing people like Emma!
It’s obvious you couldn’t be THAT stupid to understand exactly what you wrote from what Emma stated. So you just had to twist her words and make them sound like something shocking and bad.
Or… were you really that stupid to think this is what Emma meant with what she said?
Emma said she would consider playing a nude scene ONLY if the role required, currently ONLY for Bernardo Bertolucci and anyway, she WON’T “take her kit off any time soon”! These aren’t very hard words, and for an english native I don’t think they are so hard to understand.
So stop twisting her words and making her sound bad! She is an amazing, kind, polite, talented and wise girl! She knows very well what she has to do, what is good for her!
And one more thing, you really don’t have any other business, right? Why did you have to pick on Rupert, too? What, only because he is not like any other idiots that show off how arrogant and stupid they are, just begging someone would notice them, it means he has to be mocked? He is a normal guy, as kind and as great as Emma. I admire him very much for the way he acts, for his personality. For how he manages to ignore you idiots!
It’s his job if he decides to play nude scenes, too. You doon’t have any right to criticize him or to tell him what to do!
Mind your own business!
Tango Mike says
I’m always intrigued by self-styled critics whose idea of inciteful comment comprises snide remarks about talented individuals who are unable (or at least unlikely) to respond on their own behalves.
Given that Daniel Radcliffe appeared nude in “Equus” – to great critical acclaim on both sides of the Atlantic – it was a racing certainty that the unimaginative media would descend on Emma Watson and ask the inevitable question “Would you do the same?” This is a question to which any answer would provoke a salacious response from the scandal-oriented elements of the press gallery.
In the event, Emma gave an honest answer. If a good role demanded it, and she trusted the director, she would see it as a part of her professional approach to the role to accept the necessity. Halle Berry, you may remember, made the same decision for “Monster’s Ball”, and won an Oscar for her performance. However, Emma stated clearly that her appearing nude is not likely to happen soon …and nowhere did she imply that she would appear nude in just any film.
If you wish to build any sort of credibility for your blog, you might want to base your observations on facts – not on what sounds like a somewhat perverted fancy to this reader.
Kelly says
I would LOVE to see Emma Watson naked! She is gorgeous! Nothing like a young, beautiful woman nude. Radcliffe showed his cock while he was only 17 years old LIVE to audiences packed with drooling housewives and their teenage daughters sitting ONSTAGE only a few inches away. (But oh no, THAT wasn’t exploitation, it was “art”)
So why shouldn’t Emma Watson get naked too? If the role is right she should do it. And she should show it ALL too. Not just boobs, which are boring. She’s beautiful. Why should female nudity, especially female genital nudity, always be repressed by society? If men can show their penises onstage and in movies, women should be allowed to part their legs and show their vaginas too! Women shouldn’t be thought of as “exploited” or “degraded” just for getting naked too!
hubba hubba says
@Laura December 27, 2008 at 10:37 am
WOW!!!!you talk like you know them…and your telling them to get a life…lmfao u need a life, you dont know these actors so why defend them? you make yourself look like an ass on a website YOU CHOSE TO SEEK OUT, fucking idiot. so if you didnt want to hear it why would you seek this information? you need a life, next time you want to talk like you know some PERSONALLY you might actually want to meet or at least incounter them at least ONCE…lmfao ASS
Will says
I love the Harry Potter books!
Somebody says
What is wrong with you people? Why are you so mean to great actresses like Emma? What did she do to you?
She is an amazing, kind, polite, talented and wise girl! She knows very well what she has to do, what is good for her! She’s a great person, and she would never do something so not sensible. She might not be as bookish as Hermione, but she’s just as clever, and Emma is studying in Oxford. Please don’t pick on her! She never said she wanted to get naked! What is wrong with you?
The comments make me puke. Imagine if Emma were to read this page, she’s such a sensitive person. I was just an 10 year old girl, when I watched her 1st movie, but she was still as stunning and smart. Didn’t you hear her final speech on Harry Potter, she was crying when she said it. Is that what you do?
Look at the comments. Like some people, I don’t want to mention, people thought Emma should do so. They kept on marveling about Radcliffe. Honestly, I lost all respect for the “Harry Potter” I saw in movies, after he starred in Equus. He wasn’t the 11 year old “Harry Potter” Dan from Philosopher’s Stone. And why add Rupert into the picture? Rupert is sensible, like Emma.
Look, Stuart; Quit criticizing amazing actors from Harry Potter. Stuart, “And she