2. You’ll still have the energy to be fashionable and glamorous while you’re pregnant.
90% of the time when you see paparazzi shots of pregnant celebs they still look on fucking point. I mean, look at the above picture of Blake Lively: her outfit is amazing and her hair and make up are perfect. I’ve been wearing the same bra and pair of jeans for three days because they fit me most comfortably and at this point the only thing I give a fuck about is being comfortable. I put on make up to hide how hideous I am and then I put a hat on or shove my hair into a messy bun. Then I go to Target and sob in the aisle when I realize they’re sold out of Olaf from “Frozen” Christmas tree ornaments, because that’s who I am now.