Some people might tell you the worst thing that Eminem has ever done is any song he's performed in his comedy Mexican accent, but they're wrong – the worst thing Eminem did was to remarry his ex-wife Kim.
In retrospect, Eminem deciding to remarry Kim was an act of clumping doltishness – partly because the marriage only lasted for 82 days, and partly because Eminem's subsequent divorce is now about to get mired in all kinds of mediation thanks to Eminem and Kim's inability to agree on a friendly divorce settlement. We'd have hoped that Eminem and Kim would have got all this sorted out faster though – after all, every day that passes is a day that Eminem and Kim can't quickly get remarried and divorced again in.
Contrary to popular belief, Eminem only has two songs. One is the song where Eminem is angry and raps about murdering his ex-wife Kim in a frenzy of violence, and one is the song where Eminem goes all girly and raps about how much he loves his family. And the song where Eminem puts on a generic South American accent and raps about his "pee-pee" going "doing doing doing." OK, so Eminem has three songs, sorry. And of these three songs, the middle one is undoubtedly the worst.
And, following the announcement last year that Eminem was to get married to his ex-wife Kim again, we were certain that Eminem would only be releasing soppy songs like those. That belief was confirmed in January when Eminem and Kim actually went through with their second wedding. And to all those naysayers who said that Eminem and Kim's second marriage would last; well, congratulations – you were spot on. In fact it only took a total of 82 days of marriage for Eminem and Kim to split up.
That was back in April, so what have Eminem and Kim been doing in the meantime? Why, arguing like a couple of kids about who gets what in the divorce settlement, that's what. And Eminem and Kim have proved to be so completely rubbish at sorting their divorce out that they're about to get some mediation in, as E! Online reports:
Macomb County Circuit Court Judge Antonio Viviano told reporters Tuesday that the case between the rapper, whose real name in Marshall Mathers III, and his estranged wife, Kimberly Mathers, has been referred to a mediator, while lawyers for both parties say a start date for the mediation has yet to be set. The announcement came after a characteristically closed-door meeting at the courthouse with Viviano, the dueling Mathers and their attorneys failed to generate an amicable settlement. The hourlong hearing had been scheduled by Viviano as a settlement conference earlier in the summer.
It's thought that the sticking point in the divorce might be Eminem and Kim's daughter Hailie Jade, who Eminem currently has custody of. But Eminem will do well to get this mediation of his divorce over and done with as quickly as he can, so he can get on with the more important things in his life; things like spazzing about ringtones, not beating men up in toilets and making films about happy cowboys.
Read more:
Eminem Moves To Mediation – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Noneya ! says
Suck your mother ! You are clearly an Eminem hater….this article is soooo flawed. But fuck the hell off…