Eminem Buys Back Wife With Cuddles And Time Honoured Patience
First Eminem loves Kim Scott (Mathers), then he marries her, then he divorces her, then he sings about throwing her into the trunk of a car with a violent kicking emu, or something along those lines. Love like that always seems so fresh, y’know?
The date’s been set for what could be the wedding of the century, or was that the John/Furnish wedding? Big sweeping headlines like that are thrown around so lightly and in mass that hecklerspray gets confused. Plus, wasn’t this the wedding of last century? Regardless of all this confusion, the wedding date’s etched in stone, and it’s soon…
January 14 is the day chosen to celebrate the union/reunion of
Eminem (CDs) – real name Marshall Mathers – & Kim Mathers worldwide. Here’s an excerpt from
the wedding invitation:
"This day I will marry my best friend, the one
I laugh with, live for, love."
The two were originally married on June 14, 1999, and called it
quits just over a year later on August 7, 2000. Eminem and Kim reportedly
tried a last ditch effort towards reconciliation, but in 2001 the short
marriage finally crumbled. But now, after Eminem told a radio station that he and Kim were reconciling, a wedding date has been set.
The pair have one child together. They’ve also adopted Kim’s twin’s
daughter Alaina Mathers, and are raising her as their own. A third
child, mothered by Kim while she and Marshall were divorced, is also
part of the growing brood.
Congratulations are in order then, and let hecklerspray be
among the first to dole them out. We’ve also got a bit of wedding-day
advice for Marshall, and that is that his vows not sound anything like
this:
"…You can’t run from me Kim, it’s just us, nobody else. You’re
only making this harder on yourself. HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell!
Here I’ll scream with you, AHH SOMEBODY HELP! Don’t you get it
bitch? No one can hear you, now shut the FUCK up and get what’s coming
to you. You were supposed to love me. Now bleed bitch, bleed! BLEED BITCH BLEED! BLEED!"
…and end quote. That in mind, hecklerspray wonders if they’ll smear cake on each other. Wouldn’t that just be too cute?
Read more:
Eminem marriage set – DotMusic
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
omg this fuckin marrige is so fucked wats the fuckin point waste o’ bludy money n time
ya’ll watch wen dey b gettin divorced AGAIN man they’re just making life harder 4 da three lil kids!! U GET ME!! its not love KIM just wants his doe n marshall is too DIM to notice that…..well here goes ROUND 3 remember children round 4 of ” KIM ‘N’ MARSHALL TRY 2 GET BACK TOGETHER” will begin SOOON!!
WHY the else would kimberly SLUT take him bak cozza da MONEY DUHHH
LOL em’z a JOKER now wats he gonna do about that lovely BIG OLD tatto which goes sumink lyk: ROT IN PIECES KIM!! so wen they havin sex won’t she mind?? OH NOOO of course not! LOL and ther’z the fucked up songs
ok so first she makes him “PUKE” and i quote “FUCKIN’ SICK” and then she makes da boy “CRAZY IN LOVE”[bonus track ENCORE]
is he as fucked up in the head as I am CONFUSED!!!!
i dont h8 eminem he extremly talented and a great unique artist who can actually RAP. But someone tell him not 2 re-marry kimberly SLUT!!!
FRANCESCA
NY
I think Eminem is just growing up. Some people it takes a life time but now he is going to face the person he loves and make it right. Personally I believe its hard to be famous and hard to show someone love at the same time when u have so much on ur agenda
i hate that slut. i agree, wuts she gona do wen hes fuckin her n it says on his stomac rot in peices kim…all this shit is so stupid she needs 2 get the fuck out lol
WTF?! how the fuck could he get back with that ugly whore? she is or at least was a fucking cocaine addict for god’s sake and yet he wants his kids to be around that shit? fuck that
yo they got kids together its stessful when there married or not. i have trust in Em if he trust her i trust her i mean they have to look @ the kids sake well i think they’ll be fine together and the kids will be happier to have a mom and dad together not fighting and then i think that being on tour is wat really messed things up but hes not on tour hes @ home playin games with his kids hes got time for her but im behind him as much as i possibly could be
hey its me its me its prb and i think ya’ll should let shady be to w/e ever it is his heart will see maybe she is just after money but no one knows that so sit back and see if they were actually ment to be after all they were best friends and thats the way u go just take shit in slow moe so u no where to begin and watch every thing glow but if its gona blow talk about it instead of makin a big show then after wards u will step back and say WOW so theres wat i think..i wanna be just like u but just dunno wat to do but any ways good luck em and kim just say i dont give a fuck about other people and go your own way
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
its about time he settled down and enjoyed life with his family!
its not about money or anything they love eachother and whoever thinks any differently must be wacko! good for all of them especially hailie, alaina and whitney!
frm eminems BIGGEST EVER fan!!!!
y’all is playa hatin’! Em n Kim love each oda, sumn dat most of y’all aint eva gon’hav! just watch out, dey may go 2 round 3, 4, 5… but i think they gon’love each oda 4 life! Peace
I have no clue what some of these comments say. Are they in english? Or some kinda gangsta-ghetto dialect? Or baby talk?
Alarming isn’t it, Hunter?
PS Are you a gladiator?
Hey, if eminem’s happy, i am! personally, i dont think that they should b together, just incase they break up and Marshall will have 2 go through all that SHIT he went through b4. but hey, he loves her! and how much does he love hailie, n how good would it be for her? Eminem, all the best for your new marrige.
Love, YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Yeh Bonnie, u r rite!
Em’s re-marrying that sucks but when UR in love it makes you things that don’t make sence but just watch the same thing is going to happen they are going to be divircing soon again just like the other marriage.But i’m happy for Em and Kim if they love each other they should do what they want it’s there life.Congrats.
Hey its quiet nice they are having a reunion… just like Russel Simmons, when rappers grow up, their minds also grow up. I think thats what is happening to Jay-z and Eminem.
From Jay-z and Shady Fan
I’m from Detroit and I would like to wish the new couple lots of happiness in their marriage and family life.Go M.
She must be really good in bed….;)
She must be killa in da sack
She must be really good, ya know
Yo Homies!
Maybe you should be more concerned about learning English as a FIRST language. Scary. It does come in handy.
FRANCESCA,
first of all… what does it matter? marshall loves his wife.. his wife loves him.. mayb their relationship is difficult.. but what relationship isnt? and obviously.. his kids love thier parents.. why dont they want to see them happy.. it seems as if u wanna dish em out.. and complain bout the heartache of their family.. there all happy.. accept it.. and whats with kim being called a slut? or a gold digger? like wtf.. she has kids.. she wants to make her family work.. yo, if u were going thru this confusion.. u wud b a lil overwhelmed too eh? u kno she loves her family as she’s said that repeatedly…. AS SO HAS EMINEM SAID THAT HIS LYRICS SHUDNT B TAKEN SO SERIOUSLY…theres a diff. btw marshall mathers and slim shady.. n u cud tell it.. like slim shady tells this other side of a story.. and marshall mathers is the real deal… he’s said it thousands of times.. so what.. if he says stab a gay.. u think ppl are actually going to go out n stab a gay? no.. definately not!… and even if he wrote songs bout kim .. it seems as if u only see the neggatives.. look harder and u’ll see marshall mathers instead of slim shady in it..//besides he’s wrote songs that he truly loves her… n u say that u dun h8 em.. ur totally dishin him out.. if u dun h8 him.. let him b happy w. his own life.. if he wants to marry his bst friend, n the love of his life.. let him.. its his life and its the way he wants it to be.. if u dont h8 him.. u shud see it.. all he wants if for his family to b happy..