There’s nothing like a list of people who earn more in a year than you ever will in your entire life even though they’ve been dead for years to inject some sunshine into your life, is there?

That’s right – the annual Forbes Dead Celebrity Rich List has been published, and it’s been another classic year for Elvis Presley. Elvis has managed to earn $49 million over the last year, $5 million more than his nearest rival John Lennon could muster. It’s a triumphant return to the top spot for Elvis Presley, who was knocked into second place last year by Kurt Cobain, with industry experts claiming that this reflects the current public trend for favouring bloated corpses with blasted-open colons over miserable corpses with bits of their heads missing.