Sir Elton John (CDs) has aspired to the ultimate celebrity accolade – no, not the privilege of wiping Bono’s arse – he’s been recreated in a big lump of chocolate. And they say money’s short these days. London wax museum Madame Tussauds decided to make the completely devoid of reasoning statue out of Cadbury Dairy … Continue reading Elton John: The Chocolate Man Cometh