In some cases this doesn't quite happen, as they are sent tumbling around the stage as thousands of bellowing fans using their undeveloped vocal chords to blow them over. Last year, it was everybody?s favourite divorcee Peter Andre, who fell off some stairs when attempting to show us he can handle the big bad world without burly security or stabilisers.
He escaped uninjured and this year, the curse of T4 On The Beach came to haunt Edward from Jedward. Would you like to see it? Oh we know you do, you cruel people. Video after the jump…
If you'd prefer to not waste your life watching Jedward sing their terrible cover versions of the Ghostbusters theme-tune alongside Vanilla Ice?s song, then skip to roughly two minutes into the video.
Tee hee, Edward can't jump without making a tit of himself. However, whilst we do find it vaguely amusing when live performances go wrong, a tiny portion of our soul has found a bit more respect for him. Still attempting to give it his all despite becoming a cripple after his dance moves? Respect to the man.
Anyone else would immediately give up, roll around on the floor and ask for paperwork to claim disability. Well, they would in Runcorn, anyway.