Eddie Murphy may have a tattoo of Scary Spice located somewhere on his body, and he may have fathered Scary Spice’s baby, but when it comes to getting engaged, Eddie Murphy’s rule is to find someone who most definitely isn’t Scary Spice at all.

Eddie Murphy, you see, has just got engaged to Tracey Edmonds – the woman who he apparently called his girlfriend long before he properly split up with Mel B. And history dictates that, now they’re engaged, Eddie Murphy will quickly knock Tracey Edmonds up, leave her and then question if he even fathered the baby in the first place, leaving Edmonds trying to juggle being a single mother with being part of the reformed Spice Girls. And so it is written.