Tomorrow is Good Friday, so-called because Arrrrgh My Bloody Wrists Have Got Nails Poking Out Of Them Now You Roman Arseholes Friday was already taken. Anyway, our point is that hecklerspray is going to be recognising the holiday by staying in bed.

And that goes for Easter Monday too – in fact, we're not going to be around until next Tuesday now, so you'll need to make your own entertainment for a few days. You'll survive.

Happy Easter from everyone at hecklerspray – we hope that the Easter Bunny brings you all the chocolate Jesus penises that you could ever wish for.