In every episode of EastEnders, you can be guaranteed of a few things. For a start, you\’ll never sit through the full 30 minutes without hearing an ear-piercing screech or cackle. Peggy?s bra will have pinged off and blinded a child like in her Carry On days and then She'll slop a warm pint all … Continue reading EastEnders Wants You To Remix Its Ageing Theme Tune