hecklerspray’s holding open casting calls for a snuff film. Now we can’t promise money, any uninterrupted nights’ sleep ever again, or a real good resume filler, but we can promise to wipe down most of your fingerprints and to not tell any authority figures where you live for the first several minutes of our sensory deprivation. All applicants, we’re meeting along the Thames. We always meet along the Thames.

Now if you’re worried about the soundtrack, don’t – it’ll be fantastic. With any ounce of luck it’ll include the too-cool likes of Hopewell, Margot & the Nuclear So and So’s, Eels, Hooverphonic, Judd & Maggie, and Crosstide.