Chances are at some point in history – we're too lazy to check – there's been a show called Kids Say The Funniest Things. That title's right, and so would the title of a show we've just invented called Celebrities Talk A Right Old Bag Of Shit.

But that's the thing with talking, isn't it? As soon as the words come out of someone's mouth they disappear, and where's the fun in that? It'd be much better to buy a T-shirt with the celebrity's dumb words spat all over it to love and keep and cherish forever, right?

That's why – after an aborted attempt with a Steve Irwin T-shirt that was too filthy to mention – hecklerspray's launching the Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week, where we take the most ridiculous thing that a celebrity has said all week and slap it right on the front of a high-quality T-shirt that you can actually buy. Ready?

This week's Dumb Quote T-Shirt Of The Week is all about Naomi Campbell. A former maid of Naomi's is suing her for being a "Violent Super-Bigot." Why? Because Naomi Campbell apparently told her, among other things, "You're not in the Third World any more, stupid." And – that's right – now you can walk around with "You're not in the Third World any more, stupid" written all over your chest. Boy or girl, fat or thin, rich or poor – we've got a dumb celebrity T-shirt for you to wear with pride. What are you waiting for?

Get Your hands on a Naomi Campbell Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt now