It's almost Christmas. If you can't buy a loved one a T-shirt with "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" written all over it, then – really – when can you?

That's right – it's time for this week's Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week, where we take the dumbest thing a celebrity has said over the last seven days, bung it on the front of a lovely comfortable T-shirt and flog it to you like we thought the words up in the first place. For you.

This week's Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week comes from the only real celebrity story of the week – the Pamela Anderson/ Kid Rock divorce. Now, as you all know Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting divorced after four arduous months of marriage, and it's all thanks to Borat. Reports say that when Kid Rock saw Pamela Anderson in Borat for the very first time, his response was an unusually angry "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" and that was that. And now you can have your very own male or female Kid Rock "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" T-shirt delivered straight to your door for hardly any money at all really. We're good to you, you know.

Well, it was either this or a Lindsay Lohan "Cokehead! CUNT!" T-shirt. 

Get your Kid Rock "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut!" T-shirt now