Celebrities. They have it all, don't they? Wealth, fame, legions of fawning fans and a God-given right to carp on about whatever dumb shit happens to be ambiently floating around their mind at any given moment in time.

But then once the celebrity has finished talking cock, their words disappear into the air forever. That's why the hecklerspray Dumb Celebrity T-Shirt Of The Week hand-picks the dumbest thing any famous person says during the week and plasters it all over a super high-quality range of male and female T-shirts for you to wear forever. And they're cheap, too.

This week, the dumb celebrity in question is Heather Mills, who went on American TV recently to try and convince the world that she's a lot less awful than it probably thinks she is. And how did she do this? By saying that she'd rather have all of her arms and legs cut off than have people slag her off in the papers because "if your limbs are chopped off you get another limb." Now, ignoring the fact that Heather Mills would have to be part starfish for this mental statement to make sense, we want you to look us in the eye and tell us that you don't want a Heather Mills "If Your Limbs Are Chopped Off You Get Another Limb" T-shirt. Of course you want one – everyone wants one, and they're already flying off the shelves. Time to get in on the Heather Mills T-shirt action, we think.

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