French people are fantastic. Geniuses, the lot of them. The reason that the English hate the French so much probably boils down to nothing more than jealousy.
Compare Paul Scholes and Eric Cantona. One is English, the other French. One sort of mumbles stuff about helping the government’s flu jab campaign, the other kicks fat racists in the face and then quotes poetry about it.
Or Cliff Richards and Serge Gainsbourg. One plays tennis with Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummage, the other tells Whitney Houston that he wants to fuck her on live TV.
Gerard Depardieu has been most recently displaying these national tendencies, by promoting a cookbook, drunk, on a chatshow in France. He called another interviewee a "prat" and a "dickhead". Rock and roll!
Read the full story of this chatshow mayhem at the Internet Movie Database
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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Seriously, because they’re more prone to this sort of riotous misbehaviour than reserved Englishers. Hats off to Gerard.