Usually its girls who tend to bring the crazy after hooking up with someone, but Drake has shown that guys too can ride the nutso train.? Seems someone had a bit of post-coitus paranoia, and decided threatening the girl made the most sense in keeping her quiet.
Now of course that totally backfired and not only did the girl go to the cops, it’s being reported about all over the place.? Smart, Drake.
Seems in between being Rihanna’s off and on again “not Chris Brown” hook up buddy, Drake decided sleeping with a stripper sounded like a good time.? Afterwards, he apparently had a bit of regret.? Not because he most likely caught some sort of STD, but because he was afraid the stripper would run to the tabloids and tell everyone what it was like to bang Wheelchair Jimmy.
Jhonni Blaze, which you know is *totally* her real name, met Drake while he was hanging out in Houston.?? The details of how they met aren’t known, but one can only assume he saw her dance to “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and decided he wanted to instead pour some Canadian maple syrup on her instead.? According to some, he actually first saw her perform while visiting a strip club with Rihanna, who we all know loves them naked dancing ladies as well.
After they slept today, Jhonni thought that was the end of their contact.? However, it seems Drake woke up in the morning and started freaking out that Jhonni was going to spill the beans about their tryst, so he started texting her a shit load of times.? When his emoji filled pestering didn’t satisfy him enough that Jhonni would keep quiet, Drake then allegedly sent some of his posse to Blaze’s apartment to make sure she really “got” the message.??It ?was after that encounter that Blaze decided to go to the Houston PD.? While she didn’t file a report, she did fear for her life and wanted the police to be aware of the situation.? The PD did not confirm Drake was involved, but did admit they wanted to speak to a “possible celebrity.”
Now here is where it gets wonky.? The initial reports made it seem like a one night stand turned super aggressive paranoia.? However, some sources have come out claiming that Jhonni and Drake were allegedly hooking up for months, and according to Blaze they were more than just FWB.? Some reports even said that at one point Jhonni claimed she was pregnant.
Now, none of the reputable news sources I tend to believe information from have picked up that shit, so I don’t particularly buy it.? Jhonni herself did go on the radio to bring some clarity to the situation and specify some shit, probably because after the news broke Drake sent her some even more angry text messages.
?I would never talk about nobody and I don't have nothing bad to say about Drake.
I never called the police on Aubrey. I actually called the police because my friend came home and she said that some guys said that they were looking for me. So, I documented that for my protection and for some odd reason people were calling me looney.?
You like how she subtly called him by his real name?? That’s her way of letting the world know that she KNOWS Drake on a real level. Like, seen his dick on multiple occasions real level.?? Jhonni even goes a step further and apologizes to Drake for dragging his name into some shit that makes him look like a crazed loser.
?I did what was right as a woman and just filed a police report for my safety, in case something happened to me. I apologize to the whole staff and whoever works with Drake. I apologize from my heart.?
Interesting.? I have to wonder what really went down.? I mean, this is Wheelchair Jewish Jimmy.? He’s Canadian for Christ’s sake.? ?Can I really believe he would threaten a stripper to keep her mouth shut?
Yes, actually, I can.