Dutch hottie, Doutzen Kroes, is one of Victoria Secret’s eye-catching Angels and has been since 2008. Before making it big as a sparkly-winged-stripper-goddess, she was a full time model and actress, scoring a role in the Netherland’s first 3D Movie, “Nova Zembla”. Imagine all of that comin’ right at ya’!
Kroes is popular in her homeland and abroad; she is currently one of the fifteen top-earning models in the industry. For all that money, she must really be something special to wake up to in the morning, right? One can only imagine Doutzen Kroes looks just as good with no makeup on as she does with a full face of Maybelline.
Nope. As soon as the makeup comes off, so do her eyebrows, apparently. Oh, girl: I haven’t seen eyebrows like this since I saw Whoopi in…everything she’s ever done. It’s like she’s a completely different person. How is this pale, pale, hairless woman the same person as the sparkly-angel-whore-fairy above? It’s as if we are looking at twins: one is the earthy, “natural”, hemp shampoo-using one and the other dates guys who over-gel their hair.
And then there’s this: Is this the third sister? A triplet, perhaps? Who, pray tell, is this puffy, pale, unimpressive, completely average woman? This is most certainly not the photo of a top-earning model and Victoria Secret Pageant-Whore-Baby; this is simply a normal woman out for a swim. At least she has eyebrows.
Indeed, in the case of Doutzen Kroes, we see that maybe she’s born with it and maybe it’s a few hundred pounds of glitter, push-up bras, hairspray, and Maybelline.