Comments on: Don’t Worry Sarah Palin, Jamie Lynn Spears Feels Your Pain

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Lipstick on Pig Tales - 16 « Harmonic Guru — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:57:34 +0000

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By: The Dread Pirate Sausage!

The Dread Pirate Sausage! — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:47:50 +0000

I don’t know why you explain yourselves to psychotic, overly emotionally invested, potential stalkers.

Palin’s a fraud. Republicans are hypocrites and 16 year old preggo girls are a testament to poor parenting.

If Palin can’t run her house, the last thing America needs is her trying to run the nation.

I think that’s the gist of everyone’s preoccupation with her freakish family.

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:35:17 +0000

P.S. I like e.bunny.

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:34:12 +0000

I have it on good authority that Mr Heritage is an equal opportunity discriminator, equally scathing of left, right, and centre as the opportunity arises. In many ways, he is 4 dimensional, and omni-present, kind of like the Higgs Field.

My goodness, aren’t the yanks up in arms about this kind of story? If only there was a bass playing scientology angle…

By: E. Bunny

E. Bunny — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:41:51 +0000

Hey Dumb Dumbs,

Hecklerspray is a satirical website that makes fun of celebrity news. Note to you guys: get a sense of a website before you make a comment. If I’m not mistaken, there are references to the British version of “Big Brother on the page?” Or did you braniacs not realize that American television is on summer hiatus, and CBS isn’t showing big brother right now.

Get it! You just accused a British blog that makes fun of EVERYTHING(I won’t say anything about the Bernie Mac debacle of being part of the leftist blogosphere. The writers are probably reading these comments and wondering what in the crapper you are talking about (Yep, theys gots the internets all over the world). Crap like that happens when you, like the candidate that you are clumsily attempting to defend, don’t do your research. When you fail to do your research you come off looking like a bunch of cousin-dating morons.

Stop playing checkers in a chess game.

I would apologize to Hecklerspray for your ignorance and inability to see beyond your narrow world views, but I saw what people like you did to the Dixie Chicks. There are 3 chicks, but only 1 bunny. You win.

Anything involving Jamie Lynn Spears is fair game to celebrity satirist. If you want to get mad at someone, call Jamie Lynn Spears. Jamie Lynn Spears is the only one dragging that poor girl named after a racetrack into the spotlight as a pawn to further her career. Jamie’s gift to the Palin daughter was the ultimate “FU.” Jamie Lynn knows that the sexist media talking heads that just raked her and her mother over the coals unmercifully for the past several months, are rushing to defend and support the Palin family.

How do we know that Jamie Lynn sent a gift? Because she wanted you to know. The gift is her way of letting everyone know that their hypocrisy is duly noted, and they really can’t say anything when she pitches “Zoey 101 and a half” to the Disney executives.

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:16:18 +0000

You Republicans are not even funny any more.

Just boring.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

This is not Sarah Palin’s fan club. This is not a Republican covention.

THIS IS HECKLERSPRAY.

If Barack did something hilariously hypocritical, god knows Stu and the team would write about it.

So please, please, go away with all your massively partisan whining.

By: The Pilgrim

The Pilgrim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:23:33 +0000

Wow Aurora, you must be like really close to the Palin family to know just what sex talk the mom and dad didn’t give the kids, and she must have kept them ignorant because everyone knows that all those public school kids who go to sex ed and use birth control never get pregnant or get diseases, right? It’s SO sad; her being stuck with a kid and all, just because she made the adult decision to have sex, now she has to act like an adult and live with the consequences of her actions. Jeez. That is SO last century.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:52:21 +0000

Actually, after seeing Sarah Palin, I’m kind of interested in going over to the Republican side, if it will remove any objection she has to me boning her daughter.

I think I got a shot at this, somebody get me some ice skates and I’ll work up a little BO.

By: Eugene

Eugene — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:39:33 +0000

This whole circus is primarily an issue because the GOP is the party that supports birth control via abstinence, “family values” (whatever that means), no sex education in schools, etc.

It wouldn’t be anywhere near as ironic if this had happened to someone with opposite views.

By: Aurora

Aurora — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:05:02 +0000

Don’t you get it? He’s making a SMART comment about how ridiculous this whole thing is. And funny. We liberals have nothing against a girl getting knocked up at 17, it’s none of our business and we don’t care and neither does he. BUT we do care when the mother goes around SPOUTING that ABSTINENCE should be taught in school and that abortion should not be allowed. IDEAS that affect ALL TEENS. She wouldn’t teach her own kid about sex, no choice for an abortion in their crazy family, so the kid is stuck being a mother at 17 and marrying a man she probably would never want to marry. Her mother kept her ignorant just like she wants to keep all other teens ignorant and then not give them a choice to keep or get rid of the baby. PLUS, what kind of mother KNOWING the scrutiny their child would be under would still fufill their ego trip of being VP? I feel for her daughter, but her mother put her in that position.

By: LWLA

LWLA — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:03:15 +0000

Who gives a shiiit what this insignificant freak thinks????

By: Q from AZ

Q from AZ — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:02:13 +0000

It’s funny to see all these people who don’t know Sarah Palin talking about her. I’ve searched the internet, but I can find only ONE story by someone who actually knows this woman. I encourage everyone who wants to know who this woman is to read it, because it’s the ONLY information out there from someone who actually knows her and who isn’t trying to sell you something politically:

http://www.crosscut.com/politics-government/17341

Better to get your information from a reliable source, rather than media gossip! It’s a good read, whether you like or hate the moose-loving hockey mom.

By: Angie

Angie — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:55:02 +0000

Get over yourself! If you’re a dumbacrat I’m sure you’re all for freedom of choice including free love-or does that only apply to dumbacrats? It seems that’s always the case, they use everything to smear anyone that doesn’t agree with them unless it’s a fellow party member. Strange how that works, they get to be selectively liberal.

By: Antonio

Antonio — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:55:00 +0000

Wow,
This isn’t even news. Just one more piece of brainless, leftist bashing of a girl who made one mistake and then did the right thing. Way to go. You have a male name but you can’t even claim to be a man when you pick on an underage girl.

By: The Pilgrim

The Pilgrim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:53:50 +0000

WHAT?? 17 year old children getting pregnant in America? In this day and age? I am SHOCKED!!! And to make matters worse, she is keeping the baby. My goodness. Aren’t there any decent abortion mills in Alaska?