Giant, bellowing, orangutan-haired, straw hat-wearing zillionaire oaf Donald Trump has announced that his Slovenian model wife is expecting a baby.

Ha! Follow that, Alan Sugar.

59-year-old Donald Trump (Books) is already pretty good at having kids, and
even better at giving them stupid names. From his first wife Ivana, he
had Donald Jr, Ivanka and Eric, and his time with Marla Maples spawned
Tiffany.

Trump and his 35-year-old GQ coverstar wife Melania Knauss have
until next Spring to choose a name for the unborn tot, by which time
the Apprentice star will be 60, so at least they’ll be able to share
nappies.

Of course it’s early days, so there are still many unanswered questions.
For instance, will that evil blonde woman who sits next to him on The
Apprentice stand in the delivery room and quietly tut like she does
every single week on TV? Will Donald be able to somehow choose the best midwife by seeing which one of them can wash the most dogs in a day? If the baby isn’t very good, will it have to
make it’s own way to the elevator and out to a taxi rank?

A prize to the first person who can make a decent hair/heir joke.

Read more:

Report: Trump’s fifth child on the way – CNN

[story by Stuart Heritage]