Before I even get started, I want you all to know that I am in no way down with mom-shaming anyone and get that everyone is different and different things work for different people. I am a mom, and I get that we all need to do what we can to not have total mental breakdowns. Now, that being said, what the fuck is the deal with Kim Kardashian?
She and Kanye West welcomed their third child, a daughter tragically named Chicago, via surrogate in mid-January. Since then, all the bitch has done is go to photoshoots at the beach, pose for photoshoots to pimp out Kanye’s fashion line, gone to parties, and traveled to exotic locations like Japan sans any kids.
Kim and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe recently went on a girl’s trip to Japan and the internet gave Khloe a ton of grief for traveling half way across the planet while she was 8 months pregnant. I mean, yes, that seems like an exhausting and random thing to do, but what I want to know is wtf is Kim Kardashian doing posing topless with a bowl of noodles in Japan when she’s got an INFANT at home in the States?
I wouldn’t even shit on her if it weren’t for the fact that, other than that Snapchat filtered pic she took with Chicago, I don’t think Kim has ever actually seen this damn baby. The day Chicago was born, Kim spent like the whole day on Instagram posting some of her fave half naked pics of herself. Since then it’s just been photoshoots and KKW Beauty pimping and parties with Madonna and topless trips to Japan. I have one kid and am 8-months pregnant with my second and just going to the fucking bathroom is a goddamn SITUATION for me.
I get that Kim has like 40 nanny’s for her three kids, but why does homegirl keep having kids if all she really wants to do with life is play baseball in these INCREDIBLY impractical outfits????
I mean, did Kim hit her head while Chicago was being born and now has amnesia and doesn’t even know she has ANY kids, because it kind of seems that way. Of course, I could just be a totally jealous bitch who’s disgruntled af that I can’t even go to fucking Costco without my kids, let alone Japan. It’s probably a mix of Kim being a mediocre mother and me being jealous. Let’s go with that.