To the naked eye, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are the perfect couple, in that while they’re together they can’t go round making slurring pikey babies with anyone else.

But there might be trouble in paradise – according to Amy Winehouse’s father, Blake has a habit of screaming things like “I want a divorce” at Amy Winehouse during arguments and now their marriage is dangerously on the rocks.

Let’s hope they’re just rumours, though, because watching Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil squabble for custody of a tatty trilby, a beehive wig that smells of gutters and enough drugs to down a herd of elephants would be quite traumatic for us.