Anna Nicole Smith isn't just a massive-bosomed former topless model with a dead billionaire husband and a ridiculous voice. She's actually a massive-bosomed former topless model with a dead billionaire husband, a ridiculous voice and a baby in her belly. Possibly.
Somehow, perhaps, during the continuing legal battle to get millions of her dead billionaire husband's dollars away from his family, Anna Nicole Smith seems to have got knocked up. This is a story so heartwarmingly vague that it brought a tear to our eye.
It's been 12 years since Anna Nicole Smith married octogenarian billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, and 11 years since he died. That's 11 years of constant scrapping over his money between Smith and Marshall's family. After a spot at the US Supreme Court, Anna Nicole Smith has finally been allowed to properly chase all that dead billionaire's cash lovely old man's memories.
But that's all by the by, because Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant. Or she might be pregnant. Or she isn't pregnant. We're jiggered if she's going to tell anyone. And her publicist, Howard K. Stern, isn't exactly helping. Stern says:
"If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet. If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumour because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."
We're kind of hoping that Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant. After all, we're fairly sure that Daniel, her 20-year-old son from a previous relationship, is in dire need of a playmate. Plus, if Anna Nicole wins her fight for all that Marshall money, the new baby will be there to fight all the legal battles when Anna Nicole dies a fortnight after marrying a money-hungry Dreamboy in 50 years time. Thus, the circle of life is complete.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]