Fact: all women want to sleep with David Tennant, even though it’s quite likely that he keeps pulling his tedious ‘look how zany I am’ faces during intercourse.
And by ‘all women’ we literally mean ‘all women’. All women want to rub offal with David Tennant, even ones he’s related to. Even his own daughter. Even David Tennant’s own daughter wants to have it off with David Tennant.
What? Oh, OK, not David Tennant’s actual daughter, but the girl who plays David Tennant’s daughter on Doctor Who. Apparently Tennant and his 23-year-old Doctor Who co-star Georgia Moffett are secretly doing it. And without the whole incest angle to go on that’s pretty dull. She’s young enough to be his daughter, does that count?
We’re not gigantic fans of Doctor Who round these parts, but it seems clear to us that the show is hell-bent on self-destruction at the moment. Remaking Titanic with Kate Winslet‘s part played by a facially-paralysed midget was bad.
Casting Catherine Tate – the only human who pulls more self-consciously wacky faces than David Tennant himself – so that if you now watch an episode of Doctor Who on mute it looks like a serious drama about two people silently trying to use their tongues to dislodge wads of pork from between their teeth was worse.
But now Doctor Who has a daughter. A long-lost daughter. A long-lost daughter who’s never been referred to in 45 years and who does high-kicks and backflips and has a perky go get ’em attitude to life. Basically, at some point in the past, Doctor Who fathered Scrappy Doo. Think of a worse idea. You can’t, can you?
But while Doctor Who’s daughter seems like a cynically focused-grouped way of scoring yet another Doctor Who spin-off – like Torchwood and K-9 and The Sarah Jane Adventures and The Remarkable Escapades Of That Extra Who Stood Near A Bus Stop For Two Seconds Once In 2006 – at least it’s made David Tennant happy.
That’s because David Tennant and Georgia Moffett, the 23-year-old actress who plays his on-screen daughter Jenny, are totally doing it. Hello reports:
Love has blossomed on the set of the latest series of Doctor Who between the star of the show, David Tennant, and 23-year-old actress Georgia Moffett. A friend of the actress has confirmed that Georgia, who has a six-year-old son, has been out on a series of dates with David, and that the pair have been meeting at each other’s homes in order to avoid being spotted by fans of the show. “It started with some friendly dinner dates but it has progressed quickly and they are now in a serious relationship,” the friend revealed.
Awww, how sweet is that? We’ve always maintained that nothing is more romantic than when a man falls in love with a girl who’s 14 years younger than him and plays his own daughter on a family TV show. It’s just adorable.
Of course, this relationship between David Tennant and Georgia Moffett might affect the future episode that she was scheduled to appear in, because the sexual chemistry between the two of them might bubble up and put the country off its chips. Especially if David Tennant has his way and makes it so that the final scene of the episode shows the Doctor regenerating.
All over his daughter’s tits.
Sorry.
J Bollocks says
Is that cyber-incest?
Stacey says
“But now Doctor Who has a daughter. A long-lost daughter. A long-lost daughter who’s never been referred to in 45 years and who does high-kicks and backflips and has a perky go get ‘em attitude to life. Basically, at some point in the past, Doctor Who fathered Scrappy Doo”
You have no idea what you’re talking about do you? erm, if you watched the episode you would discover that she was actually created in that very same episode from DNA taken from his hand. He didn’t father her- information was fed into her in some artificial way.
I’m not saying I approve of these two getting involved with each other- the age gap is perhaps a touch too much (if I were her real father, Peter Davison who played the 5th Doctor, I would be a bit weirded out)- but you could at least get your facts right.
Stabby McGee says
Stacey, Doctor Who nerd-dom aside (honestly, who cares?), clearly you’re from some historical period or alternate universe where anyone dating a person more than two years different in age to them is a pervert. Get the fuck out.
gir says
“You have no idea what you’re talking about do you? erm, if you watched the episode you would discover that she was actually created in that very same episode from DNA taken from his hand.”
And they say children never result from handjobs.
Stacey says
Calm down Stabby, I said ‘a touch too much’ and mostly because I’m imagining my uncle with my sister and getting weirded out. It’s not like I’m saying old/young couples should sit at the back of the bus. The article on the other hand raves on for quite some time- should the writer ‘get the fuck out’ as well?
‘Seriously who cares?’- probably no one except me. I just think if you’re trying to put a negative slant on something you should be able to back yourself up. I’m a bit of a journalism nazi. Anyway, I love my nerd-dom.
And lol at handjob comment.
mike says
Right Stacy, because the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear about a couple with an age gap is your immediate family, sister and uncle, nailing it down in the back of a bus.
Fascatinating idea: there are people who, say, might NOT be related to each other, who might have an age difference, and who still, yes its unbelievable, fuck. I know, its surreal.
Maybe you should wonder about yourself, when the only mental image you come up with has to involve your own family. Or any related couple, for that matter.
Terrance says
Of for fuck’s sake. What a load of bilge. You need to seriously take a look at what you are saying. If you actually knew anything about the show, you would realise some key errors you have made – but you don’t and you don’t seem interested in doing so, which means that would do a fat lot of good.
Beth says
Great, now when this episode airs in the US later this week I’m not only going to know what happens, I’m going to be imagining Stacey’s uncle and sister going at it on a bus the whole time.
Stacey says
wow more people with the admirable ability to misconstrue.
The idea of my sister and uncle was not meant in terms of incest- obviously that doesn’t have anything to do with this article besides the joke. My sister- same age as Georgia. My uncle- same age as David. So I used them as a basis for easy comparison. When I consider their levels of maturity and the way my uncle’s face is beginning to sag it weirds me out. Maybe Georgia and David will make this work- I really don’t care and it is possible- but yes, I think it’s worth thinking twice before jumping into a relationship with such an age gap. And I could elaborate with issues of powerplay and ability to relate in the long term but I can’t be bothered, especially since it’s something that is of no concern to me whatsoever. Hell, I’d even hang out with the playboy bunnies.
Maybe I should have been more clear and stated the fact that they are the same age. Then again, when I reread it I find what was meant pretty obvious. meh.
Stacey says
‘Great, now when this episode airs in the US later this week I’m not only going to know what happens’
oops i’m genuinely sorry about that- i thought it had already aired. But don’t worry it’s only a minor aspect of the story.
Rob Delaney says
Wow. Haven’t seen vitriol like this since you last dissed that fella who plays bass in that band. Way to go!
Mithaearon says
Beth I wouldn’t worry the episode is actually called “The Doctor’s Daughter” and the “revelation” happens in the pre credit sequence so there are no spoilers really.
Mike, so you mean I am weird that when people talk of an age gap relationship that I instantly think of my uncle bob and sister on bus? Damn theropist lied to me.
Terrance, your new here right?
Stacey (in joey voice): how you doing?
Rob Delaney says
is that joey as in “friends” joey, or Joey as in the maidstone slang meaning “really, really stupid”?
J Bollocks says
God Mithaearon, I have the “pick-up” rights on HS, so lay off Stacey OK?
The Groaner says
Fact: I am female and would rather shag a goat than David T. !!
As for whom he IS sleeping with-well frankly, my deah, I do not give a damn.
Mithaearon says
Rob, little from box A little from box B :P
J Bollocks, ok I will lay off Stacey, as
The Groaner (now theres a name! in joey voice): how YOU doing?
Stabby McGee says
If we’ve learned something from this, it’s how to attract a more diverse (if morally backward) crowd to HS: discuss the boring relationships of crap actors from crap British television shows.
Rob Delaney says
Caitlin Moran’ll be on here shortly, laying into all h8rs.
gir says
Well, Mithaearon, she did say she’d prefer a goat, so you might have a chance.
Mithaearon says
gir, well thats me well in there!
Joke Police says
Idea for Hecklerspray article:
Betting Odds: First Message-Board Contributor Sex Match
Paddy Power will be all over it like a rash.
There may be other rashes involved.
Paul Sorrenti says
i love that this whole thing is sponsored by ‘support cyclone victims’. and rob…i don’t think the ‘joey’ thing is a maidstone thing, wasn’t that born from the time time blue peter tried to teach the world that disabled kids werent funny? joey deacon? that was a fun day in the playground.
Mithaearon says
That’s correct Paul. Ofcourse the Maidstone thing was quite good as most from there are…..
mst3kster says
Hey there, The Groaner:
ma-a-a-ah! ma-a-a-ah! ma-a-a-ah!
Ali says
I think Moffat’s agent needs to tell her that this is all a bit icky
Chris says
Its totally ok as she is hot.
DoctorWhoNo1Fan says
Why don’t you shut the hell up, they can shag who they want. That article was just malicious and totally incorrect at the same time. Have you even SEEN that episode? I doubt it! That Christmas episode was great, I’ve never met a single person who disliked it!!
So what if there’s an age gap between them?? Plenty of couples have bigger age gaps than that! Why does it matter to you if they’re dating or not? OK, maybe it would be a bit weird if she was a regular but she was only on ONE EPISODE!! Plus, even if she was in an entire series, I think that they are amazing enough actors/actresses not to let it show up on camera. So stop making nasty little jibes at them and let them do what they want!! (Even though I would rather DT dated me lol!)
DoctorWhoNo1Fan says
“Awww, how sweet is that? We’ve always maintained that nothing is more romantic than when a man falls in love with a girl who’s 14 years younger than him and plays his own daughter on a family TV show. It’s just adorable”
All of that was EVIL and unnecessary. They are not dating on screen, are they??!!! No one is being forced to watch them getting off or something! The way you’ve gone on about it, you’d think that they’ve been doing all that on camera! The show has not been affected in ANY WAY at all by their relationship and if it affected future shows then I’m sure they’d work something out so SHUT IT
Rosaline says
You’re one pathetic person.
You don’t know anything about Doctor Who,
David Tennant or Georgia Moffett.
Before you write your piles of ignorant bullshit,
at least try to get your facts straight.
enlistedgussgussone says
I think this article ( if you can call it that ) is a load of bull shit, written to enflame Dr who and Dt fans.
Obviously this person is deranged in some way and gets his kicks from flaming!!
I think the best thing to do is really to pity the poor sod and to send our regards and sympathy to hope he gets out of whatever assylum he is in.
This person knows nothing of Dr who, and or david tennantForthat matter he has obviously not seen the episode he so eloquently refers too.
To publicly critisise a person of whatever age for getting it on with someone younger either on stage, film, or for that matter realityon the rock sol;id information from a Rag like “HELLO”
His atricle shows a mind that is boardering on sewerage, However I suspect “well frankly it is just jealousy!!
Is the person who wrote this article still a over fourty something virgin living with mummy?
just a thought!! and I just bet he is
with love to all toy boys and girls out there getting it on
EGG1
Cass says
You are SICK.
Why make up Bullshit?
Is it just to annoy me?
Can’t you leave DT alone?
Parrot says
I would shag DT in a heartbeat if he asked and I am younger than Georgia Moffat. Age-shmage. To be perfectly honest, as a 20-something girl it is hard to come by a guy who is remotely close to being in my emotional and psychological headspace that isn’t over 30!!
P.S. Uh… he likes picking up those guest stars doesn’t he? He met his last gf whilst filming S2E04 (Girl in the Fireplace) with her.
Lyta says
So what if they’re having sex? Given that she is a mother to a 6 year old, apparently she’s been having sex since at least 16. As for the 14 year old age difference, yes he might be old enough to be her father, but a 14 year old father – I mean, I know it happens, but how common is that? And her real father is at least in his 50’s. The good thing is that he is closer to her parents age than her age so he won’t run out of things to talk about with her parents. Personally I don’t find David Tennant sexually attractive either, but he is a fun character to watch on Doctor Who.
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