Tee hee, can you see what we did there? We just did a funny.

Well, in our childish minds it made us to a lol and then rotf. Dizzee Rascal literally did go a bit ape a few days ago, and allegedly tried to beat an audience member up at the Big Day Out festival in Brisbane. But why would a mild-mannered ghetto rapper like Mr. Rascal commit such an act? After all, some newspapers would wrongly assume he’d stab someone. Not punch them.

Unfortunately, some artists tend to get a bit flustered when people decide to lob objects at them. This happens mainly at festivals when bored metal lovers get peed off with pop bands miming songs to them. Perhaps this is what happened this time, as the crowd were getting lagered up for Rolf Harris to appear. Want to see Dizzee Rascal get angry? Course you do, after the jump.

Normally, we’re not ones for encouraging violence to our fellow man, but it seems here that someone deliberately wanted to cause a bit of bother. Recently we laughed at miserable Morrissey for sulking off stage when a plastic cup of water hit him. Oddly though, in Dizzee Rascal’s case, some tit threw a stick of deodorant at him. Quite possibly one of the oddest things to take to a gig. We doubt they were wanting to make Dizzee less sweaty. NME.com reports:

The rapper halted his set straightaway, jumping into the photo pit and trying to get to a blonde haired man in the audience, who other fans were pushing towards the barrier. However, security intervened and prevented the two from clashing.

It would have been quite amusing to see Dizzee Rascal using the deodorant to beat up his attacker. He could have smeared him with the substance and then set fire to him, ensuring Australians at the festival could enjoy their favourite pastime of getting drunk and cooking meat.

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