hecklerspray has been growing a beard.

This wasn’t a conscious decision, mind. It’s just that we’ve spent so long playing that odd Japanese Bicycle Smash game (we provided a lovely link for you yesterday) that we haven’t left the bedroom for seventy-six hours.

Yet our beard just doesn’t have that edge. Unlike this selection of bearded gentlemen – an outstanding contribution to our weekly Disturbing Friday Fun segment if ever there was one.

Elmar Weisser? You are truly a scary man.

World Beard Championships