Certain questions just need to be asked.
Is there intelligent life on planets other than our own? Will there ever, ever be a peaceful solution to the Middle-East crisis? Is it really possible to create a genuine utopia in which every human being is happy and fulfilled?
And exactly what would happen if you placed a sack of marbles into a household blender?
We can't help you with the first three – hell, to us 'Utopia' just sounds like a dodgy track by 90s knob-twiddlers The Orb – but, lo and behold, when it comes to those blend-related enquiries we've stumbled across a resource so wonderful you may well wee your pants in excitement.
Will It Blend is an interweb treasure trove that not only deals with the old 'Marbles being whirred to a glass dust afterthought' scenario. Oh no – it also tackles such important issues as 'What would happen if you put a rake handle into a blender?' Or a coke can. Or a box of pens.
Or – good Christ – an entire Thanksgiving dinner.
Unsurprisingly, Will It Blend features a boring disclaimer warning viewers 'not to try this at home'. Being of sound mind and judgement, hecklerspray would like to grudgingly support this statement. Even though watching a DVD disc shred itself apart live in front of your eyes could be, like, the most awesome thing you ever saw since you tied that hamster to a firework.
Will It Blend is also sponsored by Blendtec, who are apparently the best blendy-types around. And we're not just saying that because we want free products from them or anything. Of course not. That'd be like saying that Haribo sweets and Ginsters Pasties were point blank the greatest things on Earth, and that if we were to get our hands on a box of either we'd howl our praises until Kingdom Come.
You know – just plain wrong.