Disturbing Friday Fun: Toilet Museum
Toilets, eh?
Seriously. Toilets. Right? You know what we mean? Toilets toilets toilets toilets. Toilets.
The more you say it, the more wonderful the word becomes.
Where would we be without the toilet? Pooing all over the place, that's where … and that wouldn't be a good state of affairs at all. Trust us – we tried it once and our landlord made us clean it all up with seven bottles of shouty-man-advertised Cillit Bang.
Thankfully we don't have to poo everywhere. And – by Christ – it's about time the humble toilet got some goddam recognition. You know… something like an online museum devoted entirely to it, that the UK's Biggest Entertainment Blog could then put a link to. On a Friday.
Just imagine.
