Disturbing Friday Fun: The Telebuddy
We all like to look our best on those 'special occasions'.
Why, only the other week hecklerspray invested in a nice new expensive suit. It really impressed the judge too, almost enough for him to overlook that whole shouty-scary-Hilary-Duff-stalking business.
Still – business meetings, eh? That's where the real 'Image Powerplay' comes into effect. If you're not looking your best, then that important contract might slip through your fingers. And that – officially – would be a billion times worse than the death of the dinosaurs. So why not invest in a freakish boggle-eyed puppet that speaks in your voice to help you? Ladies and gentlemen, you need The Telebuddy.
The solution to making a good impression in business is easy: get a haircut, have a shave, put on some decent threads… why, that promotion will be yours in no time, sir! But hang on a bloody moment – what if the important meeting is taking place in Germany? And there's absolutely no chance of you making onto a plane in time? What are your options then?
Internet teleconferencing? Don't make us laugh – you've about as much chance as impressing someone from a six-inch wide pixellated screen as Russell Brand has of ever telling a funny joke. The only real solution is to be there in person… otherwise you're screwed, right?
Wrong.
Simply pick up a Telebuddy and you're a sure-fire winner, hotshot! After all, what could be more eye-grabbing than transmitting your voice through a hideously-warped animatronic creature that looks like a crack-addicted Teddy Ruxpin (fresh from being pulled out of a burning fuel tanker)?
Nothing – that's what.
Nothing.
