Disturbing Friday Fun: The Kersal Massive

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April 21st, 2006 at 11:00 by C J Davies

kersal massiveWhat's Disturbing Friday Fun, you may ask?

Well, we'll explain to you (just like we did to the lady on the bus, until she started crying and hitting us with her handbag). It's a weekly feature in which we highlight a particularly unsettling/baffling/odd sector of the internet and provide with you a nice shiny opportunity to look at it.

This week… we'd like to introduce you to the Kersal Massive.

Why is this clip of the Kersal Massive disturbing? Simply because it has left everyone in the hecklerspray office reeling.

If this a joke, then it is possibly the greatest piece of social satire since Swift stopped scribbling down his witty little observations.

If the Kersal Massive isn't a joke… if these people are real… and we have a sneakingly horrible feeling that this is the case… then this clip acts as conclusive proof that this nation is doomed.

Make your own mind up - check out this bit of unconventional hip-hop freestyling. Then join the debate - 'Little Kev: The Voice Of A Generation?'

Prepare to be dazzled.

The Kersal Massive

[story by C J Davies] 

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10 Responses to “Disturbing Friday Fun: The Kersal Massive”

  1. Alistair Donald Says:
    April 21st, 2006 at 11:39 am

    Don’t know whether to laugh or cry or just leave this country for good. Depressing really…. make your mind up yourself.

    WE ARE ALL DOOMED

    I don’t know what is more disturbing, watching this or any Tony Bliar video clip!

  2. ann marie Says:
    April 22nd, 2006 at 7:48 am

    I,m from the U.S.. Please don’t make worse garbage than we already have.

  3. Zombie Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 8:11 am

    ‘there you go officer, those were the kids who stole my camcorder…’

  4. chloe Says:
    May 26th, 2006 at 9:55 am

    speaking as a teenager myself i can honestly say that that was absolute rubbish but t made me laugh soo much and some clever people at you tube have clevery re-done there own verison of it haha its well fun !!! it just explains to us what good english we have today { smke the reefa in da corner ) enjoy lol

  5. popfod Says:
    June 19th, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    check out this kersal mashup

  6. abbey Says:
    June 25th, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    i think these people are realy bad chavs but then and agin they are so funny i nearly peed myself laughing there that funny you can find remixes at you tube by typing in kersal massive these are gr8 i would deffanatly recamend this

  7. petethemanmc Says:
    June 25th, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    being the discoverer of the kersal massive, and having taken some part in the majority of spin off productions nvolving this i can now tell you that these babboys have actually been beaten up by some guys from levenjume (or however the hell you spell it…). hopefully it wont have dettered their ambitions to make it as rap superstars….

  8. levenshulme lad Says:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    its spelled ‘levenshulme’ arr kid.

    mind you, i wouldn’t place bets on the kersal massive being able to spell it.

  9. Ex./ Says:
    April 30th, 2007 at 1:51 am

    http://www.d-tourrecords.co.uk/kersalmassive.mp3

    Check out my remix. Hot shizzle mo fo.

    myspace.com/thisisandyc

    PEACE

    Ex./

  10. Salford Steve Says:
    June 19th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Hate to tell you guys but these kids are unfortunately real. Real council estate trash. I know because I see the little chav scum nearly every day hanging out by the off licence as I drive through Kersal

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