What are you planning on doing with your Friday night?

Going out with some friends, having a few drinks, chatting to a few ladies and possibly getting lucky? Or maybe going home, sitting on your own, drinking eight cans of Super-Strength Kestrel and weeping into your Pot Noodle about how life has never been the same since Mary-Beth left and took the television with her?

Whatever you choose, we can pretty much guarantee that it won't be as… ahem… distinctive as what the Sprinkle Brigade will be getting up to – which, by the way, is finding random dog turds in the street and decorating them a bit. Possibly with sprinkles.

You see? Linking to sites in which people take pictures of poos?

This is why we won that award, Herring. This. 

Sprinkle Brigade