Oooookay, then.

You know what Disturbing Friday Fun is by now – an occasional end-of-week feature in which we present you with something alarming, unusual or downright baffling from some random corner of the interweb. And you’ll probably also be aware that we usually like to ease you in with a explanatory couple of paragraphs. Just, y’know, to set the scene.

This week? We don’t know what to say. Seriously, people … we’ve got nothing. Other than to say this is the oddest thing we have ever linked to. Ever.

Just watch.