Spectacles are brilliant.
Why? Because they make you look goshdarned intelligent, that's why – intelligent enough to say things like "aaaahh, you see, I'm actually reading Jodie Marsh's autobiography because I believe it makes valuable points about the objectification of women in a post-feminist society, aaahhh."
Yes-siree, the glasses-wearers of the hecklerspray office sure do love their specs. We are, though, a bit partial to wearing them the traditional way… and probably not too keen on ramming a piercing through our nose and slapping on the lenses with magnets.
We're a bit old-fashioned like that.
