Disturbing Friday Fun: Pierced Glasses

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July 27th, 2007 at 12:00 by C J Davies

Pierced GlassesSpectacles are brilliant.

Why? Because they make you look goshdarned intelligent, that's why - intelligent enough to say things like "aaaahh, you see, I'm actually reading Jodie Marsh's autobiography because I believe it makes valuable points about the objectification of women in a post-feminist society, aaahhh."

Yes-siree, the glasses-wearers of the hecklerspray office sure do love their specs. We are, though, a bit partial to wearing them the traditional way… and probably not too keen on ramming a piercing through our nose and slapping on the lenses with magnets.

We're a bit old-fashioned like that.

Pierced Glasses

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