Hey. It’s Friday.

And – after a hard week slaving away – what better way of relaxing could there be than grabbing hold of a spiked club and waiting beneath a glacier, frenziedly batting at the bloodied corpses of any penguins that happen to get in your way?

None, that’s what. Except maybe watching My Name Is Earl while sat in your pants.

For those of you who choose the earlier option, this week’s Disturbing Friday Fun has a treat in store for you …

Play the odd penguin-batting game here