Disturbing Friday Fun: Otherkin Dating

We’ll all been there.

You meet a girl, you get talking, have a few drinks … and everything seems to be going smoothly, until you head back to your place and reveal that you’re an Interdimensional Elf with magic future-seeing skin. Then she gets all scream-out-loudy and police-cally and the evening is ruined. Ruined.

Thank the pissing todger of Christ, then, for Otherkin Dating. Why? Because they’ve bravely stepped forward and broken new ground - providing a dating service for the ‘less normal’ inhabitants of society. By which they mean the Elves, Werewolves or general ‘Visitors From The Outside.’ Who all obviously exist. Obviously.

Any lonesome ladies out there might want to check out the profile of ShadowShifter, a 27-year-old wolfman from Washington who unfortunately ‘hasn’t had much luck’ with his shapeshifting as of yet. The primary characteristic he’s looking for in a girl? Pretty obvious, really - she must ‘believe in shapeshifting’.

Takes all sorts, eh? As the creators of Otherkin Dating put it:

“Where else would you find the “Changing Color” option in relation to the color of the eyes?”

Generally written in shit on an asylum wall, to be honest. But failing that, have a click here:

Otherkin Dating