Disturbing Friday Fun: Net Disaster

Yeah, yeah. We know what happened.

Nations wept. Unborn babies screamed and grimaced. Seismic horror-waves erupted and spread, toppling buildings in their wake. The world was shocked. For a second, it was touch-and-go whether the world would pull through at all.

Disturbing Friday Fun didn't appear last week.

"How?" the masses howled. "How are we to cope? What are we to do without hecklerspray's phenomenal weekly feature, in which a link is provided to an odd or unsettling corner of the internet? WHAT?"

Ah. Fear not, ye gentle peasants. Disturbing Friday Fun is back.

This week, we're looking at something called Net Disaster.

Ever had that problem? You know, you go to look at Jodie Marsh's site, possibly to read her witless blog and chuckle to yourself with a big ironic grin on your face… but then the irony dissipates. You realise how truly horrific the website that inhabits your browser truly is. You want to destroy it. To tear it apart.

You want to kill.

Well… some kindly soul has given you that very opportunity by making Net Disaster! (Note: by 'kindly' we actually mean lonely. And by 'lonely' we actually mean 'completely unbalanced individual who more than likely chronicles his daily exploits by scrawling them in shit along the walls'.).

But by golly, Net Disaster is simple. All you have to do is type in the name of the website you want 'destroyed' - be it www.astonkutcher.com or www.oh-my-god-oh-my-god-the-arctic-monkeys-are-well-fit.com - and then select the method of destruction (a bit like the end of Ghostbusters, except in your bedroom and without the ensuing mediocre Hollywood career).

The Net Disaster method can be one of many. Space aliens, for example. Or dinosaurs. Or a gun. Or maybe a swarm of angry wasps hell-bent on wiping out everything they see.

Still. It wouldn't be the first time hecklerspray has come face to face with all those things. Truth be told, we see them all the time.

Okay, okay. We were told not to take the brown acid…

Check It Out:

Net Disaster

[story by C J Davis]