Disturbing Friday Fun: Ian’s Bitchin’ Website

Disturbing (adj): making you feel worried or upset.

Friday (noun; written abbreviation Fri): the day of the week after Thursday and before Saturday.

Fun (noun): pleasure, enjoyment, amusement.

Put them all together and what have you got? Disturbing Friday Fun, that's bloody what - hecklerspray's better-than-Buddha weekly feature in which we trawl the internet looking for something downright odd and unsettling and then provide a nice convenient link for you to click on.

This week it's the turn of Ian's Bitchin' Website.

We really don't know where to start with this one. We're not sure who 'Ian' is, where he lives or what he does. All we know is that he has clawed out some cyber-terrain quite unlike anything you have ever seen before (guaranteed).

Ian's Bitchin' Website basically involves Ian filming himself and his 'friends' (you'll see… oh Christ, you'll see) doing all sorts of weird and wonderful things. Ian then puts the footage online for all the world to gawk at. Almost sounds quite sweet, doesn't it?

Almost.

The strange thing is that - as well as being genuinely unnerving - Ian's Bitchin' Website also made hecklerspray laugh harder than that old footage of Anthea Turner getting hit by a fiery motorbike. This therefore makes it absolutely perfect for Disturbing Friday Fun, and possibly the most one-hundred-percent accomplished item ever included in the feature.

Hell - that's a mighty big achievement. Does anybody out there actually know 'Ian'? If so, make him get in touch with us. We'd like to present him with a big shiny trophy.

From a safe distance, mind.

Check It Out:

Ian's Bitchin' Website