Music videos these days suffer from such a dearth of imagination, don't they? If it isn't girls in bikinis writhing around on top of a car it's angry boys playing guitars. Why can't someone – anyone – make a video as good as I Wanna Love You Tender by Armi And Danni?

I Wanna Love You Tender by Armi And Danni is very much a product of its time – Star Wars was popular back then, so they've filmed the video in space. Saturday Night Fever was popular then, so they've made the video a bit disco. Lanky goonish blond European men awkwardly singing sub-Eurovision songs to women who just hope he "not pretenda" were popu… no, wait, that's never been popular. Still, I Wanna Love You Tender by Armi And Danni is a masterpiece of badly thought-out costumes, horrific choreography – our personal favourite dancemove comes at either 1:48 or 2:00 – and nightmarish melody. In fact, the whole thing seems purposefully designed to haunt every waking hour of the rest of your lives. Enjoy.

PS: When hecklerspray has a party it looks exactly like this. We'll leave it up to you to guess which writer does what.