Disturbing Friday Fun: Horrible Video CV
You know, we're not perfect.
That's right. Despite being the site that introduced you to such legends as the Angry German Kid, the 9/11 Mime Artist and the dancing fat man in the Mini Mall commercial, occasionally something slips by our radar. This was highlighted in a most painful manner today, when – during a conversation with a good friend of ours – they seemed truly amazed that we had never heard of Aleksey Vayner.
How embarrassing.
Anyway – that's just a heads-up. Some of you may have seen this, so don't go yelling at us, please (it only makes us cry, and then we're of no use to anyone). The rest of you, though? Boy, are you in for a treat …
This will be of particular interest to anyone presently hovering around the job market. How's that CV looking? Made of 'paper', is it? Bah. Get with the times, you old duffer. The Video CV (or 'resume', as you crazy Americans like to call it) is clearly the way forward.
One man who knows this is Yale graduate Aleksey. He applied for a job at a major investment firm. And he handed in this – the quite frankly stunning introduction to his mind that you're about to witness.
Remember. Impossible Is Nothing…
Yep, impossible is nothing. Especially when there’s three other wimps straining just as hard to help get that 495 pounds off your chest.
Sucked in! I was waiting for him to break his hand on the pile of bricks. This video isn’t much of a revelation; America is well known to be FIGJAM central.
my god what a wanker…. seriously. The “thank you” right before answering the question and the subtle soft focus filter applied to the whole interview are true gems. Not to mention the “photography” credit given to not one but two other wankers who apparently consider “photography” to turn on a mini dv camera in natural light and on fucking auto-focus!!! Those guys are in a serious need of getting laid.