What would God broadcast if He had his own TV channel?

Probably non-stop Songs Of Praise, the self-aggrandising beardy fool. Or maybe re-runs of Renegade, the slick motorbike-ridin' American cop show that used to be broadcast on late night ITV. We hear he was a big fan.

Word is that God also really enjoyed Channel 4's Red Light Zone: a mid-nineties series of themed TV nights dwelling entirely on sleaze and pornography. Or was that just hecklerspray? One or the other – we're pretty much interchangeable with God in our book. Apart from the olde-worlde language, rampant homophobia and general non-existence, of course.

Until the good Lord is given his own TV network, though, we'll just have to make do with GodTube: the YouTube for religious fanatics. Current office favourite is a clip called Things Are Getting Serious, in which a man called JustinPreacher explains in chilling terms how the apocalypse is nigh:

"We are at the end. Um … probably."

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